This Miyako girl is crazy!
She's a stalker!
He called the cops on her!
And now she's obsessed with you!
Huh?
Miyako-chan...
You heard her.
I'm sorry.
I'll be leaving then.
This has been Hayama Miyako!
Miyako-chan likes me?
Wouldn't you normally be able to tell?
Sorry.
I'm really sorry, Haruta-kun.
Why are you apologizing?
It's not your fault!
Everybody wants to be like you, but nobody can!
Watching you makes us realize how awful we are!
Do you understand?!
You piss me off!
Haruta, no!
I'm sorry! I... I...
It's okay. It's okay.
It's totally okay!
No, I'm really sorry!
Um... I... I...
Haruta-kun!
Ow...
Miyako-chan...
What are you doing?
Sorry. It's me, not God.
And you're late.
I'm sorry.
I know I promised not to leave you alone.
Forget it!
Yeah, I know.
Well, there's nothing to be done about it.
She's right about what I did.
I'm different now, though...
I held back. I was a good girl.
Do you think God hates me?
Hey, why aren't you talking?
This is where you're supposed to make me feel better, right?
Say like, "That's not true!" or "It's okay."
Why am I doing all the talking?
This is embarrassing!
I see.
I'm sorry.
Oh, that's not true.
It's too late for that.
I'm sorry.
What?
Is something wrong? Did something happen?
Wait, why am I worrying about somebody else?
Something happened, right, Haruta?
It did.
What was it?
I'm sorry.
God...
God?
I hit God.
What?! Huh?!
I'm sorry!
Why?!
He's just so thick-headed...
His heart is just so pure it upsets me.
But that doesn't make sense as a reason to hit him, right?
I'm going to suffer divine punishment for hitting God, aren't I?
I'm sorry.
Are things okay?
I don't think he was hurt that badly.
No!
I'm talking about you.
Did you break?
Thank you.
No...
I don't know myself.
I see.
Haruta,
did you snap at him over me?
Huh? No...
You're a nice guy.
Thank you.
No...
Wait, so what's this mean?
Neither of us can go back?
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
Let's go home.
No...
Come on, stand up.
I'm kind of like a mom who's coming to get her kids...
...after their father got mad and sent them outside, aren't I?
Right?
Huh?
Come on, let's go home.
Come on, here we go.
Um, Boss...
Hmm?
I'm really sorry about?
Oh, no, no, no.
Shizuka told me not to talk about anything that happened today until we got home.
What does that mean?
Well, you see, I'm coming to get you guys, right?
And so Shizuka said that as we went back,
we'd probably talk about a lot of stuff, right?
Well, that's...
We would, yeah.
Yeah, we would.
And she's worried that we might open up to each other and work things out,
and by the time we got home,
we'd be laughing and telling jokes to each other.
That's what she said.
Well, that would be... Yeah.
Yeah.
And so Shizuka would be there to greet us.
I mean she would have to, right?
Well...
She would, yes.
So Shizuka would say, "What's going on?" Right?
And then since it's not that great of a joke we just told,
we'd say "Nothing, nothing."
"It's nothing important."
Shizuka says she really doesn't want that.
She said she wouldn't be able to accept that,
but still, she wouldn't want to drag everything up again.
I understand.
You do?
I do, but...
I don't think that's what's important here.
So she told me not to talk about anything that happened today until we got home.
We need to keep a sense of tension until we get back.
Sense of tension... She can be really annoying.
This is good stuff.
But, Boss...
Hmm?
Wouldn't it be better not to tell us that?
I see!
You see?
But once you've said it, the sense of tension is gone.
That's right.
You can't do that.
Sorry, forget that.
That's impossible.
Forget it!
Look, she's already laughing.
You can't laugh, Miyako-chan!
Shin-sama...
Come on, keep up that sense of tension.
I am!
Look, we're already home so she can hear us!
Shin-sama, tension!
Hey! There she is...
Um, Shizuka.
Shin-kun...
After all I said, what is this?
There doesn't seem to be any tension here at all...
It's not like that, Shizuka.
We didn't talk about today at all.
Right? Right?
Yes, not a thing.
Not a single thing at all.
Right?
It's no fun being the only one who's left out.
Me?
Okay, are you ready?
Come in.
Come in, come in.
Hurry up!
Okay.
Crazy For Me
Episode 5
Oh, sit down.
Huh?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Ow.
I'm sorry.
May I speak?
Okay, go ahead, Shizuka!
Okay!
Okay, who should we talk about first?
Both of you?
I don't think you should do that thing.
I don't like it. And it's meaningless.
That thing?
That thing where as soon as you see each other again, the problem vanishes.
Just temporarily, anyway.
It's useless, I think.
Useless?
Temporarily?
Well, it's true, right?
If you really intended to disappear,
you can get all your stuff ready and leave.
And then go somewhere very far away.
Far enough that we'd never find you.
If you were serious,
I don't think you'd stay someplace...
...where Shin could find you with just a little looking!
Listen, you're both adults,
so this game where you leave, but actually want to be found...
I think is something you should stop it.
It'd be one thing if you were lovers.
A silly game of tag like that is fun.
But you're not.
And I think it's just a waste of time.
Adults don't have a lot of time.
The time you spend looking forward and going forward is much more important...
...than the time you spend getting lost and looking back.
The time limit is almost here,
so I don't have time to waste on a useless game of tag.
Don't get me involved in it.
You don't have to say it like that.
When I left, it was because I just couldn't bear to be here.
I wasn't thinking about what would come after that.
Well, think about it.
I'm sorry.
And what about you?
I also don't think you have to put it like that,
but understood.
But...
But?
Unlike you, I've got a lot of time.
Please don't assume I'm like you.
That's what you think is important to say?
I suppose it is.
I see!
Wait, wait.
For one thing, why are you being so harsh about this?
We didn't really get you involved that much.
You're right.
So that makes me the most neutral party, right?
The most neutral one here.
Concerning Miyako-chan's history as a stalker,
and your assault and battery on Ootake Shin.
Please don't call it that.
You're right.
It's assault and battery, right?
Oh, no, not that.
I think it would be best for you to be in charge here.
Right?
Yay, yeah.
So if you have any objections...
No.
Go ahead.
All right.
So first...
Haruta-san's assault and battery of Ootake Shin
Haruta-san's Assault and Battery of Ootake Shin!
I assume this is what you're thinking.
You've already had a breakdown once.
You just went out of control,
and screamed at and punched your wife.
Well, that wife was me...
You don't need to say that.
And you never wanted that to happen again,
so you tried to avoid interacting with people as much as possible.
Like old man Gepetto.
But once you started getting to know a girl like Pinocchio,
a lot of stuff started to go nuts for you.
Pinocchio is me?
It's basically right, right?
You're all thin and wooden.
Thin and wooden?
And so, for some reason, you get mad and POW!
You hit him.
But you didn't intend to,
so you're saying "Oh, no, I did it again."
"Did I break down again?"
"What should I do?"
That's what you're thinking.
Am I wrong?
You're right.
If that's the case, then that's wrong.
Wrong?
That's right.
I can tell.
You're not broken at all right now.
And how do I know?
Because I've seen you break.
Sorry, but you were a lot worse than that.
You were uglier. More awful.
I don't want you to think of that as being broken.
The way you get violent when you break is a lot worse than that.
So that means you aren't broken at all.
Got it?
Here.
Yes.
Isn't that great, Haruta-kun?
Do you feel relieved?
I do, yes,
but I feel more depressed than anything.
There's no love in her words, is there?
No way can a kid like you understand.
Is that so?
So is that okay?
Okay?
What do you think, Shin?
You're the victim here.
Oh, because I got punched?
Actually, um...
I was kind of happy.
I was moved.
Why?
I've never been punched like that.
Like, nobody's ever shared their true feelings with me like that before.
It's not something that happens every day, right?
I felt something hot and burning,
and I was moved.
This is what a man's supposed to be, I thought!
And there's really no helping the fact that Haruta-kun's mad.
I really am thick sometimes.
So I think I made him mad.
I was really happy that he scolded me.
This is friendship, right?
I'm really moved.
Wow!
That's very like you, Shin.
Is it?
So there's no problem?
No problem?
Yes. No problem.
Wow!
You're so amazing, Shin-sama!
I don't get it.
Why don't you get mad, Boss?
You never say, "Screw you!" or "Unforgivable!"
Is there anything in your life that you just can't accept,
or that doesn't work, and that irritates you?
Nope.
Sorry.
No, um...
Can I move on?
Next is Miyako-chan's history as a stalker!
Okay.
So what about what that girl said?
It's true.
I see.
Um, may I speak?
Go ahead.
I don't see a problem.
I think it's okay.
What do you mean?
I think as a syllogism, it's bad.
In other words,
in the past, she was a stalker.
And now she's in love with the boss.
So there's a possibility she'll do the same thing to him in the future.
I understand why you're nervous.
A little.
But humans aren't...
Oh, the kettle's boiling.
Humans aren't that simple.
Miyako-chan isn't acting like that right now, is she?
Not at all.
She went crazy over the last person she fell in love with.
But now things are different.
She's fighting with herself to stop from going crazy.
And she's enduring.
The boss isn't looking at her at all.
He's totally focused on Shizuka-san.
And she knows that well.
So is there really a problem?
And what's important here is that...
...the person she's in love with is the boss.
Huh? Me?
Yes.
The fact that the man she's in love with...
...is the unique character of Ootake Shin means that there's no problem.
Why?
Because he's never going to change his mind!
Even if Miyako-chan stays here, he never will.
That's what he's like, right?
There aren't any other men like him.
Is that sarcasm?
No.
No, it is.
Which is it?
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Listen.
I think there are a lot of types of stalkers.
There are some people who just stalk someone who doesn't like them at all.
But she's different.
The man who that girl was talking about was someone she'd dated.
She just couldn't contain her love for him.
There may have been no need to contain it!
But now she loves Ootake Shin,
and there's no room for misunderstanding with him at all, right?
Let's try it, just for an experiment.
Try what?
Confess your love to Shin-sama right here.
And you answer her for real, Boss.
Go ahead.
Please.
Let's clear the air.
Um...
Shin-sama...
I love you, Shin-sama!
Thank you.
But sorry.
I'm in love with Shizuka.
You see?
There's no way to misunderstand that, is there?
I see!
No, no, no...
This is actually pretty rough.
Oh, sorry.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
Don't apologize so much.
It's okay. I'm okay.
So we're okay so far?
Yeah...
Okay.
Which means the problem is only you, Shizuka-san.
Huh?
Shizuka is the problem?
Yes.
I'm sorry to say this for Miyako-chan's sake,
but the boss is only concerned about you, Shizuka-san.
In other words, if you refuse to have a woman close to the boss...
...who's in love with him...
If you don't want that,
the boss will respect your feelings.
That's the kind of man he is.
Right, Boss?
Yeah, you're right.
In other words, you hold the casting vote, Shizuka-san.
Th-The what vote?
The casting vote.
Basically, when there are two differing opinions and you can't decided by majority vote,
the person in the middle picks and decides the outcome.
I see.
So what do you think, Shizuka?
What do I think?
What do you think?
What? What? Me?
No. No. No.
But I...
I'm sorry, but Shin and I have never said we wanted her to leave.
She's the one who was all like,
"Poor me! I can't stay here any more!" and ran off.
I didn't look like that!
Yes, you did.
I see.
So, so, Shizuka?
"So, so, Shizuka"?
I'm not sure why there's so much pressure on me here.
No, no, this isn't my home.
If she wants to stay, she can stay, I guess?
It's not a problem for me.
I don't see her as a threat at all!
In fact if I had her leave,
it would be like I was scared of her.
And that's totally wrong. Totally.
I don't mind if she stays at all.
As long as little missy here doesn't go all,
"Oh, it hurts so much! I can't take any more! Waaah!"
and run off, she's welcome to stay.
Would you please stop that?
I don't do anything like that bad acting you're showing.
You don't?
What are you trying to say?
Wait, are you sure you aren't actually a bit scared?
I hope you enjoyed loving someone when it was impossible for it to work out.
Thank you.
I'll do my best!
Don't do your best.
I'll do my best!
Don't.
So we're all okay so far, right?
Yes.
I'm glad.
It feels like it all worked out.
I don't think that refreshing smile is really appropriate here, Boss.
It's not?
Then what should I do?
Just a faint smile, please.
One with depth.
Depth.
That's fine.
Sorry.
I look forward to living with you.
Me, too.
I look forward to living with you.
Me, too.
You can stop that. Please.
Okay, everybody!
Help me out with the cleaning!
Here we go.
You two exes were kind of similar just now.
Really?
I though that, too.
The way they took charge.
Yup, yup.
They force all the issues to a conclusion,
and spit a lot of venom at each other,
and then in the end make everything okay, right?
That's right.
I can tell you're exes!
You're bringing that up.
No, does it really matter?
I'm sure you exes have a lot of memories together.
It's actually kind of unnatural for you to try and act like you don't.
Oh, why not just open up and laugh about it?
Like, "There it is! The exes are talking again!"
No, no...
Yeah, Miyako-chan might be right.
What do you think, Shin?
Yeah, I think that would be better.
Right? Right?
All right, so it's okay then!
It's okay!
Right, right.
Oh, but, you know, you two were husband and wife, right?
You don't have to keep bringing that up!
That's not what I mean.
Huh?
I just think it's mysterious.
Mysterious?
I mean,
you were doing it, right? The two of you.
Sex?
Well, we did used to be married.
Well you see...
Yeah.
What, Miyako-chan?
Is this your revenge?
No, no, it's an honest question.
You're not trying to get a leg up on making fun of us?
I'm not.
It's just that I can't imagine how you'd do it.
You don't need to imagine that!
I see. I understand what you're saying.
Looking back I have no idea how it worked at all.
"What? You're kidding. With him?"
I mean for a while we got really into it.
When it was a lot, we'd do it five times a week.
Five times a week?
Wait, wait, wait!
This really isn't fair, somehow.
It's like you're saying you really didn't have a choice.
I'm not going that far.
Then how far are you going?
I mean between the two of us...
Between the two of us, what?
No, never mind.
I think you might be opening up a little too much.
Oh.
Shin got a little mad!
That's new!
Yes!
You can do it if you try, Boss!
Really?
Wow, that was really cute!
It was!
You don't have to hide when you're in love.
Oh, I see.
The four of us living together is pretty interesting.
It is somehow.
I think my head's starting to hurt.
That was a long scene!
Want to get something to drink?
That's a great idea! Let's do that.
Why?
Why are you talking about drinking when I'm saying I have a headache?
I spoke so much my throat's parched.
You can't drink anyway, can you?
What do you mean "anyway"?
I always hated that when we were married.
I'm sure, yeah.
Let's drink.
Let's drink and then hear more about Miyako-chan's stalker past.
Oh, jeez, that?
I'll get something to drink from upstairs.
Something that would go well with talking about stalkers.
Yay! Yay!
Thanks!
We should have snacks, too.
This is weird.
This is really weird.
Okay. I'll get something good.
Why is it turning out like this?!
This is it! Good.
Huh?
Huh? Haruta-kun?
So you see, Doctor,
we're at this new stage where we all open up to each other.
There's a relationship between all four of us now.
Impossible, isn't it?
It may look like we've all gotten closer and things have calmed down.
I believe you were just thinking the same thing, Doctor.
But that's impossible!
It's a firestorm of us being open with each other.
Chaos. Chaos.
This whole place is a house of chaos.
There's no way I can endure that!
But I find myself getting involved in the chaos.
Before I went crazy,
I was a very delicate person.
That's what caused me to break down.
Maybe I shouldn't say that.
But it's the truth!
I'm not good at opening up.
I never liked dirty jokes, and didn't really go along with them.
Do you understand?
So this is impossible. Absolutely impossible for me.
I'm going to go crazy again at this rate. This is bad.
But you know,
I just don't want to leave now for some reason.
It'd feel like I had lost.
It may be fine for me to lose.
But I'm worried.
Those people are all insane, really!
So I can't leave them alone!
I'm basically keeping the place in balance!
Huh?
Wait, I'm broken, too.
Then that's not right at all!
I'm not keeping anything in balance!
What should I do?
And anyway, do you think that four people like that...
...can live in the same house and have it work out?
And something bad happened last night, already!
Oww...
There you are.
Haruta, it's Keiko-chan!
Meow meow meow!
Wanna do it?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Come here. Come here, Haruta-chan.
You're so cute! So cute!
Gotcha, gotcha.
That's what happened.
This is bad, right?
It's going to hurt if this keeps going on, right?
It actually made me feel a little relaxed.
I mean, I'm used to it, right?
What should I?
You picked the wrong expression just now, didn't you, Doctor?
Good morning.
Morning.
I saw nothing.
I saw nothing. Nothing.
I don't need any more problems.
Good morning!
Sorry I'm late.
Here, your morning coffee.
Is it hard?
I bet it is.
It's hard. It's all messed up.
All the people living there with you aren't thinking about how you feel.
Oh, no...
So I had an idea.
What was that?
I decided to ask the boss.
Ask him what?
It's okay now, Haruta-san.
Huh?
I've decided to live in the storeroom with you!
No, no, no!
Do you not want me to?
No, no, no, yes... And by "no" I mean, um...
I don't think it's a good idea.
Why?
Well you see, um...
They're all very difficult people,
and I don't think a pure-hearted woman like you is capable of dealing with them.
I don't want you to be tainted.
I want to keep looking forward to the times...
...when you let me feel relaxed and at peace here...
That time is...is the time when I can be at ease.
That's why.
Haruta-san!
Do you understand?
This is awful.
You're so nice, Haruta-san!
No, I'm always grateful to you, Fumi-san.
You're so nice...
I'm so glad!
I-I-I'm sorry! I'm making you feel that way, aren't I?
I'm not really reacting like that.
You're right.
But this is one way for things to get started between us.
Oh, but, um... Give me some time!
I'm sorry!
Fumi-chan, look. It was just this.
This...
Fumi-san! Fumi-san! Fumi-san!
Did something happen?
No, not yet...
Oh, listen to this...
Yesterday, I?
I can't listen to anybody else's problems right now.
What's gotten into you?
Your face is kind of red.
Don't look at me like that!
I can't help it!
Part of me wondered if this day was going to come someday.
Fumi-san!
I'm sorry!
Okay!
Huh?
Here you are.
I've already got some.
Here you are.
Just now, I...
I'm a groupie. For Bullet Train.
Bullet Train?
Yes.
Want me to go over the band members?
Want to guess which car is my favorite?
I'll pass.
It's my whole life. Is that a problem?
Not really.
I can't be fired.
It takes money to be a groupie.
I won't tell anybody what just happened.
Thank you.
This is awful.
I can't offer you anything else.
But if you want my body,
I'll give it to you.
Huh?
I'm surprisingly... surprising.
They look smaller when I'm wearing clothes.
Please stop.
I don't want to do this, either!
Then don't do it!
This is actually the type of guy I like.
And you're not that at all.
But I'm ready.
I think Takashi would understand.
What are you talking about?
Kayako-san, calm down. Calm down.
Please just let me do this.
No, please stop.
I'll be waiting.
No, um...
No, not now.
Kayako!
Not now!
Kayako-san?
Leave me alone right now.
This is bad. This is bad.
What is it?
I don't have the slightest idea what's going on,
but I'm disgusted with you.
Huh?
Whatcha doing?
Hello.
Oh, sorry. There's already too many.
What?
Why aren't you mad?
After all the horrible things I said!
Oh, well... It actually turned out better than it was.
So I won't get mad.
And I'm sure you have your own reasons,
which means I don't have any reason to get mad.
If I'm wrong, I'm sorry.
I'm really thick.
But from the look of it... Are you maybe in love with me?
If that's true, I'm sorry.
Right now there are too many people like that.
If you like, take this?
Oh, not this.
Eat this and cheer up.
Bye.
I'm in love with the same man as Hayama Miyako again...
Good morning!
Here you go.
Thanks.
Did I really say that?
You did!
You said you wanted me to be your assistant starting today.
Really?
I don't remember that at all.
That's awful.
Should I leave?
No, you're a big help.
But are you okay with this?
Yes.
I want to repay you for saying I could stay there.
And I want to repay Shin-sama in a different way...
You don't need to do that.
Can you line that stuff up?
Huh? Okay..
But really... Why don't I remember?
"From now on you're my assistant!"
"You need to want to be wonderful like me!"
"You need to admire and look up to me!"
Really?
You didn't make that up?
I kind of sound like a weird old lady.
I'm not making it up at all.
Those go the other way around.
All of them.
I thought it was cute.
Are you complimenting me?
I love it when people compliment me!
So what? How was it cute?
I mean, you were trying to hide it,
but you didn't want me and Shin-sama to be together when you weren't around.
So if you make me come with you, you'll be safe.
And how is that cute?
It sounds petty.
Isn't it cute? It's like you're girly.
"Like" I'm girly?
I'm right, aren't I?
No, I don't remember it.
I don't understand this.
But I seriously thought...
I'll take care of this.
You get the balloons.
Blow up the balloons.
The way you open up is crazy.
Is it cool?
The opposite.
You know how they say as you get older,
you calm down, and don't get as agitated?
They do say that.
But when girls get older, all they do is get fat.
Listen, Miyako-chan.
Oh, I guess it's okay because you're my assistant.
Listen, Miyako.
This is the most normal thing in the world.
When you get older, you can't hold things in.
You need to get them out.
Your metabolism isn't as good, so you need to get them out.
Or it's bad for your health.
Hiding your feelings, keeping them to yourself, struggling with them...
That's really not good. It's bad for your health.
When you're young those feelings are fertilizer to help you grow.
It's like "Some day my dreams will come true,"
but then there is no more some day.
You're not going to grow any more.
Anyway, anything bad that gets into your body or brain,
you need to get out! Out! Out!
Got it?
It sounds rough.
It is rough!
Life is a struggle, you see.
Good morning.
How's it looking?
Listen.
Work is a battle, too.
Yes, Sensei.
Let's crush Namino Shiori.
Crush.
Good morning!
That's another wonderful piece of work you've done.
Oh, thank you!
So this is my new...
I'm her new assistant, Hayama Miyako!
I admire Miyako-sensei and want to be like her!
Nice to meet you!
You're really energetic!
I'm so tired.
I'm tired again.
What's going on?
I don't know what's gotten into everybody at work.
I want to get home quickly,
but things are complicated at home, too.
Oh, jeez...
I want to go home, but I kind of don't.
Oh, hey there, Haruta-kun.
You're kind of late, aren't you?
Work took a while. I'm sorry.
I see.
Hi there.
My new assistant worked really hard.
Oh, I see.
I'm glad.
I guess I really did say it.
But I don't remember it at all.
I was drunk.
You don't remember it at all.
I'm glad.
You're glad?
Oh, no, no.
Are you leaving?
Yeah, a friend of mine is having a party at his house.
Bye.
Bye!
Let's take a video.
I'm back.
I'm back!
Welcome back, Haruta.
Want some?
Oh, that's right. You can't drink.
Here!
Thanks.
Okay!
The two of them said they had a party somewhere tonight.
They just left.
I see.
Okay.
Are you okay?
Nope.
I'm not okay,
but I'm doing my best.
I'm sorry for asking if you were okay.
Why? Go ahead and ask me!
I want to say that I'm not okay, but I'm doing my best.
So ask me.
Okay.
It's important to confirm everything.
You're right, yeah.
But I just can't see this working.
I just don't see it lasting long.
The two of us agree on something for once.
Do we? Handshake, handshake.
Oh, thank you, ma'am.
And so I was thinking about stuff.
Particularly Shizuka-san.
She's saying she's fine, but she's nervous.
She's a woman, after all.
Right?
I see.
But I like this place and I want to stay here.
So I think maybe you and I should get married.
Oh, yeah.
Huh?
Then the two on the upper floor will feel safe, too.
Let's do it!
Haruta, let's get married!
Okay.
Once we're done here, let's go to the city office to fill out the paperwork.
I want to go with you.
Okay!
Okay...
Congratulations on your marriage?
What?
Hayama Miyako is now Kojima Miyako!
That's a little plain.
I guess you can just be Hayama Haruta.
Yeah, uh...
Okay.
Hey, hey, hey.
I filled out the paperwork.
The paperwork?
It's over by the fridge.
The fridge.
Hey, do you have your stamp?
I guess a fingerprint will do.
Congratulations!
This isn't...
No...
I-I remarried.
Kojima... Kojima... I remarried.
I remarried.
Looking good, Haruta-san!
Marriage means you become husband and wife!
Next Episode
Do you think I don't feel excited living with you?
Hello. I'm Namino Shiori!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
I'm sorry!
Get out!
I guess we're terrible people.
You don't seem like you're having fun at all.
Are you maybe pushing too hard?
Shin-sama isn't God!
I'm trying my best!
It hurts when you try too hard!
I can't help it!
This drama is a work of fiction.
I love her, too!